When you’re a drag queen, your stage presence is electric—but your equipment needs to be safe too. Between dazzling lights, thumping music, and fabulous props, much of your performance relies on powered gear. That’s where PAT testing (Portable Appliance Testing) comes in.
It might not sound as glamorous as a sequin gown, but it keeps your shows safe, professional, and drama-free (well… the right kind of drama).
What Is PAT Testing?
PAT testing checks your electrical equipment to make sure it’s safe to use. It involves two simple steps:
- Visual inspection – spotting frayed cables, loose plugs, or suspicious scorch marks.
- Electrical testing – using specialist tools to find hidden faults.
At the end, each item gets a pass/fail sticker, and you’ll usually receive a certificate—something many venues require before you plug in.
Why Drag Queens Need PAT Testing
Your art is larger than life, but your tools are only as safe as their last check. PAT testing helps by:
- Keeping you (and the audience) safe – no one wants sparks flying mid-lip-sync (unless it’s part of the act).
- Meeting venue requirements – clubs, theatres, and festivals often demand PAT certificates.
- Protecting your reputation – a queen who’s safe and professional gets booked again.
- Avoiding equipment failure – a dead mic in the middle of “I Will Survive” is a tragedy.
- Insurance compliance – many policies require PAT-tested gear.
What Should a Drag Queen Get PAT Tested?
Think of it as your backstage checklist. Common items include:
- Microphones and portable PA systems
- Stage and dressing room lighting
- Music playback devices (laptops, DJ decks, tablets)
- Smoke machines, fans, or powered props
- Extension leads and adaptors
- Chargers for your sound and light gear
If it plugs in and you use it during your show, it should be tested.
How Often Should You Test Your Gear?
Drag queens often perform at multiple venues, with gear constantly on the move. That makes annual testing the safest bet:
- Every 12 months – for portable stage gear.
- Every 2 years – for low-use items at home or in storage.
- After damage or repair – always retest before plugging in.
Many venues will expect your PAT certificate to be up to date before letting you perform.
Is PAT Testing a Legal Requirement?
Not directly. The law doesn’t mention PAT testing by name, but it does require all electrical equipment used at work to be safe. PAT testing is the recognised way to prove that.
So while you technically could sashay without it, most venues will simply say, “No certificate, no show.”
Final Thoughts
Drag is about boldness, beauty, and bringing joy to the stage. PAT testing may not be glamorous, but it ensures your performances are safe, seamless, and unforgettable for all the right reasons.
Because darling, the only shocks your audience should get are from your incredible looks—not your electrical equipment. ⚡💋✨